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last nite i sleep very early... bout 11 lidat... but i cant sleep!! hmm... so roll here n there... finally slept but duno wad time... then i wake up at 8!! i tired to sleep gain but i cant... hmmm... guess smtg is very wrong wif me... i got flu gain!! shiat!! i've got ntg to say liau...

let me post some 'joke' =D i got it from mag... hehehe...

> Whoever first said that ''A dog is man's best friend'' had never seen a pussy before....

> Why is breast milk good for health?
Because it is great for blood circulation, provides heat, is refreshing and comes in attractive
container.

> A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a big fartt after making love.
She said, ''Aww, so sorry.. excuse me please, front hole so happy, back hole laugh out loud!''

> A man is in a hotel. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, i know you'll forgive me. "she replies, "If your penis is as hard as ur elbow, im in room 1221".

> Why is 69 position is called the 'smokers position?'
Because while she is smoking the cigar, he is cleaning the ashtray!

> Man 1 : My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird and say 1st gear... 2nd gear...
Man 2 : My wife is worst, she puts my bird inside her and say 'Full Tank pls!'

> An old man married a young girl. On wedding night he show five fingers to his wife.
Young girl : Ooh... darling! 5 times?
Old man : No dear, choose which one u prefer....

> Woman gave birth to six babies and seeing this she got out of hospital bed and slapped her husband and shouted, " I told u not to do doggy style!"

> A prostitude goes to deposit a $100 bill in a bank. The teller say, "sorry madam, the note is fake". "Oh no!" exclaimed the prostitude, "i have been raped!!"

hehehe!! enuf la... these r the ones i find funny! enjoy~