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**i got this from marlene, it's quite funny, lols..
enjoy reading~**

Men :

1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one
around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck
with others.

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Women :

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive
clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something
to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress
beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just
"an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still
expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't
believe you.